Bert Mondays: Bert in German

Okay, so I was looking for the Elmo's World clip in which Elmo makes a home video of Bert right after Bert washes his hair, and Bert complains because he hasn't had a chance to put any of that hair gunk in his hair yet, but I was not able to locate it in the whole wide interwebs. Until I become skilled enough to pull that clip from the television myself, I guess you all can imagine the clip. While I was looking for that clip, I came across this great old scene of Bert's telling his pigeon jokes. In German.

Frankly, Bert sounds a little more Bertish in German. I'm transfixed by his guttural consonants and the quintessential Bert laugh.

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