It's Cold Outside

I have found, in all of these years of life experience, that there are generally two ways to approach every situation: the Ernie way and the Bert way. I will let you characterize those particular ways yourself, but there can be no doubt that when faced with a couple of feet of snow and cold, wintry weather, you can either take the Ernie approach or the Bert approach.

Ernie: "Do you have your hockey puck, Bert?"
Bert: "Will you be careful with that sled in the living room, Ernie?"



Both methods, I'm sure, involve hot cocoa at some point.